Got this in an email....kinduv cool!!

by Hoyt1986 Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:09 pm

Get a calculator ready!
YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but

your waiter may know!

YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

This is pretty neat

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read .

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to

go out to eat.

(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758...

If you haven't, add 1757.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times
you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS

by Illustrator Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:31 pm

weird... worked for me!

by old graybeard Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:08 am

I don't even want to know how it worked Shocked

by markalbob Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:13 pm

old graybeard wrote:I don't even want to know how it worked

there's some relatively simple calculations involved.......as well as some incantations on the first night of the new moon, a bit of "herbal" magic, and the foreskin of a young boy.......

by Q!! Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:20 pm

Now when they say "eat out" are they talking about going to a restaraunt or eating at the Y at home???

by Illustrator Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:22 pm

Foreskin of a young boy? So THAT explains why Brad is grumpy!

by markalbob Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:23 pm

my wife always hates that when I tease her and go Barry white with my voice and say stupid shit like "yeah baby, we're eatin out at the Y tonight....."