for the fan boys.

loved it.

yah I saw that on Elite forum...

LOL

That's freakin hilarious right there. Sad but true.

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Pure genius!

Jealousy rears it's ugly head once again.

BTW...I'd kill someone for a mint 1977 or 1978 Trans Am.

Trans Am they had a 457 in them didn't they?

hit the deer and turkey expo today; expected to get chipped and possibly anal probed (what a waste that ended up to be, no probing at all) before I made it out, wiht all the Matthews banners.........

markalbob wrote:hit the deer and turkey expo today; expected to get chipped and possibly anal probed (what a waste that ended up to be, no probing at all) before I made it out, wiht all the Matthews banners.........

They probably figured you were a lost cause, considering you were walking around in a Bowtech t-shirt and hat, wearing a Bowtech fanny pack, and waving around a giant foam Bowtech finger.

Plus you had that oh so familiar Bowtech "I can't believe my limb cracked already" glazed look on your face.

Dont worry Jack if we ever see you around I will have an anal probe handy so I can dig out the chip Matt McPherson installed in your bung.

Then maybe you will see the light.

JC-XT wrote:

BTW...I'd kill someone for a mint 1977 or 1978 Trans Am.

I would too! Smokin' cars!

T-tops were the SHIZNIT!!!!

archer1983 wrote:Dont worry Jack if we ever see you around I will have an anal probe handy so I can dig out the chip Matt McPherson installed in your bung.

Then maybe you will see the light.

Hell, I'm just waiting on Michael to offer me up a sweet deal on a GTO and I'm switching to Elite...I'm still waiting Michael!!!

I went with my SBXT because it shot nice and quiet, fast enough, and is easy on my old, creaky pitching shoulder. I've never really been brand loyal to anything in my life. I've owned Chevy, Toyota, Ford, Dodge, Chrysler, and Jeep vehicles. I own Remington, Marlin, S&W, Taurus, Mossberg, Ruger, and NEF firearms. I've probably owned 4-5 different brands of golf clubs in my life. Whatever I like and will work I'll buy, I don't care who makes it.

(still waiting for that sweet GTO offer Michael...)

nebling wrote:

JC-XT wrote:

BTW...I'd kill someone for a mint 1977 or 1978 Trans Am.

I would too! Smokin' cars!

T-tops were the SHIZNIT!!!!

I want to be just like Frank The Tank from Old School. Hanging out in the driveway on the weekends drinking beer and working on my 78 TA. Hell YA!!!

JC-XT wrote:

archer1983 wrote:Dont worry Jack if we ever see you around I will have an anal probe handy so I can dig out the chip Matt McPherson installed in your bung.

Then maybe you will see the light.

Hell, I'm just waiting on Michael to offer me up a sweet deal on a GTO and I'm switching to Elite...I'm still waiting Michael!!!

I went with my SBXT because it shot nice and quiet, fast enough, and is easy on my old, creaky pitching shoulder. I've never really been brand loyal to anything in my life. I've owned Chevy, Toyota, Ford, Dodge, Chrysler, and Jeep vehicles. I own Remington, Marlin, S&W, Taurus, Mossberg, Ruger, and NEF firearms. I've probably owned 4-5 different brands of golf clubs in my life. Whatever I like and will work I'll buy, I don't care who makes it.

(still waiting for that sweet GTO offer Michael...)

send him a pm I'm sure he would be glad to hook you up...

and I promise a 60# GTO wont hurt your shoulder...




grandpa.

archer1983 wrote:

JC-XT wrote:

archer1983 wrote:Dont worry Jack if we ever see you around I will have an anal probe handy so I can dig out the chip Matt McPherson installed in your bung.

Then maybe you will see the light.

Hell, I'm just waiting on Michael to offer me up a sweet deal on a GTO and I'm switching to Elite...I'm still waiting Michael!!!

I went with my SBXT because it shot nice and quiet, fast enough, and is easy on my old, creaky pitching shoulder. I've never really been brand loyal to anything in my life. I've owned Chevy, Toyota, Ford, Dodge, Chrysler, and Jeep vehicles. I own Remington, Marlin, S&W, Taurus, Mossberg, Ruger, and NEF firearms. I've probably owned 4-5 different brands of golf clubs in my life. Whatever I like and will work I'll buy, I don't care who makes it.

(still waiting for that sweet GTO offer Michael...)

send him a pm I'm sure he would be glad to hook you up...

and I promise a 60# GTO wont hurt your shoulder...




grandpa.

I hurt my shoulder because when I was a young stud I would take the ball every chance I could, by the time I was 19 I could still wing it from center field but my days as a starting pitcher were over.

With age comes wisdom...if I knew then what I know now my shoulder wouldn't sound like a somebody crumpling up a piece of paper when I move it.

dang jack maybe you ought to get a 40 # er then?

Jack, you might seriously want to look at a 60# Aigil. What's your DL? I know Michael had one at 60#'s and like 27"DL doing over 300fps!


And THAT'S A SOLO-CAM Elite!!!


But the 60# GTO is also VERY smooth. I'm wiser than I used to be, so I'm making the switch to 60#'s myself my friend!

JC-XT wrote:

archer1983 wrote:Dont worry Jack if we ever see you around I will have an anal probe handy so I can dig out the chip Matt McPherson installed in your bung.

Then maybe you will see the light.

Hell, I'm just waiting on Michael to offer me up a sweet deal on a GTO and I'm switching to Elite...I'm still waiting Michael!!!

I went with my SBXT because it shot nice and quiet, fast enough, and is easy on my old, creaky pitching shoulder. I've never really been brand loyal to anything in my life. I've owned Chevy, Toyota, Ford, Dodge, Chrysler, and Jeep vehicles. I own Remington, Marlin, S&W, Taurus, Mossberg, Ruger, and NEF firearms. I've probably owned 4-5 different brands of golf clubs in my life. Whatever I like and will work I'll buy, I don't care who makes it.

(still waiting for that sweet GTO offer Michael...)

its NERF & they dont make firearms,,I know they look realistic & can actually make you feel secure,,but tehy are just foamies man.
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,J/K,, I know New England makes single shots rifles & shotguns.

nebling wrote:Jack, you might seriously want to look at a 60# Aigil. What's your DL? I know Michael had one at 60#'s and like 27"DL doing over 300fps!


And THAT'S A SOLO-CAM Elite!!!


But the 60# GTO is also VERY smooth. I'm wiser than I used to be, so I'm making the switch to 60#'s myself my friend!

60#'s are for chicken shits,
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,J/K, you dont need 70 for anything,,I still like 70 cause it feels better to me, I had a coouple of 60 #ders & for some damn reason 70 holds soo much better for me, hell my apex at 70 with 65% let off holds good.
still selling teh gold beast.

JC-XT wrote:

archer1983 wrote:Dont worry Jack if we ever see you around I will have an anal probe handy so I can dig out the chip Matt McPherson installed in your bung.

Then maybe you will see the light.

Hell, I'm just waiting on Michael to offer me up a sweet deal on a GTO and I'm switching to Elite...I'm still waiting Michael!!!

I went with my SBXT because it shot nice and quiet, fast enough, and is easy on my old, creaky pitching shoulder. I've never really been brand loyal to anything in my life. I've owned Chevy, Toyota, Ford, Dodge, Chrysler, and Jeep vehicles. I own Remington, Marlin, S&W, Taurus, Mossberg, Ruger, and NEF firearms. I've probably owned 4-5 different brands of golf clubs in my life. Whatever I like and will work I'll buy, I don't care who makes it.

(still waiting for that sweet GTO offer Michael...)

Call me, I can hook you up.

Michael wrote:

JC-XT wrote:

(still waiting for that sweet GTO offer Michael...)

Call me, I can hook you up.

Do it Jack!!! Michael will Hook a Brotha UP!!!

btw - The surgery to get that dang chip removed might cost more than the bow itself!!!

nebling wrote:

Michael wrote:

JC-XT wrote:

(still waiting for that sweet GTO offer Michael...)

Call me, I can hook you up.

Do it Jack!!! Michael will Hook a Brotha UP!!!

btw - The surgery to get that dang chip removed might cost more than the bow itself!!!

I am sure there are plenty of toll wecan probe him with to get it out.
worst case scenario, Gobble can do it by hand,,,just look a the turkey he fisted.

I'm gonna try to fist a turkey this year and see how it goes. Do they need to be dead first???

Q!! wrote:I'm gonna try to fist a turkey this year and see how it goes. Do they need to be dead first???

off course not, try archer first & ask him how he likes it

jkcerda wrote:

Q!! wrote:I'm gonna try to fist a turkey this year and see how it goes. Do they need to be dead first???

off course not, try archer first & ask him how he likes it

you will have to wait the smile leaves his face to get a straight answer.

I'm assuming Brad takes it straight. No alcohol, no roofies, nada. He likes to remain very lucid during fisting sessions.

I would say the turkey may need a roofie or 2 in order to loosen up enough to let it happen.