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markalbob wrote:

cordwood wrote:

nebling wrote:You can actually make $200 a month donating plasma. Bad part is around here, all the good time slots are taken.

No crap? Mark- exactly how much plasma do I honestly need?!!!

...and anybody got $$$ info on da-sperm bank?

looked into both some time ago, plasma took too much time for me to do (like 2 hrs/visit, $20 bucks per visit after $50 the first couple)

sperm was like $50 a load, although they really did turn me down.

why?
they did not accept it from the spit cup?

no, really why?

I hope I dont go in and they tell me my deposit is too small

they wouldn't say, but there was a long phone interview and I mentioned my mothers side had a history of pulmonary fibrosis......I'm assuming that meant they excluded me as having a pre-existing hereditary condition.


Of course, I broke in and jerked off all over their centrifuge, their pipettes, and in their citrate buffer......that'll fix 'em

markalbob wrote:

cordwood wrote:

nebling wrote:You can actually make $200 a month donating plasma. Bad part is around here, all the good time slots are taken.

No crap? Mark- exactly how much plasma do I honestly need?!!!

...and anybody got $$$ info on da-sperm bank?

looked into both some time ago, plasma took too much time for me to do (like 2 hrs/visit, $20 bucks per visit after $50 the first couple)

sperm was like $50 a load, although they really did turn me down.

Ahhhh...I'll skip the plasma, I hate needles anyway. But squeezing out a couple loads of sperm a day sounds like a sweet gig. I hear they provide free porn as well! Just gotta remember to grab the cup instead of spraying down the walls...not as much fun but it is business afterall. Do work!!!

I can t perform unless there is a window in the wall

jkcerda wrote:I can t perform unless there is a window in the wall

Wonder if they'd let us share a room?

cordwood wrote:

jkcerda wrote:I can t perform unless there is a window in the wall

Wonder if they'd let us share a room?

LOL< it will need 2 windows , and a stack of nurses walking outside

jkcerda wrote:

cordwood wrote:

jkcerda wrote:I can t perform unless there is a window in the wall

Wonder if they'd let us share a room?

LOL< it will need 2 windows , and a stack of nurses walking outside

Im sure Marky has a nurses outfit... He was wearing one in the basement onetime.

But I need one of my own anyway...Marks had blood stains on his, probably the reason he got rejected.

cordwood wrote:

jkcerda wrote:

cordwood wrote:

jkcerda wrote:I can t perform unless there is a window in the wall

Wonder if they'd let us share a room?

LOL< it will need 2 windows , and a stack of nurses walking outside

Im sure Marky has a nurses outfit... He was wearing one in the basement onetime.

But I need one of my own anyway...Marks had blood stains on his, probably the reason he got rejected.

LOL

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LOL, sooooo nice

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Thats him! ...unfortunately I wasnt afforded the luxury of rejecting his sperm.

LOL. WELL he made it to my avatar in AT

I just set it as the wallpaper on Erica's comp; see what she says next time she logs in.

markalbob wrote:I just set it as the wallpaper on Erica's comp; see what she says next time she logs in.

LOL, we are sick puppies

jkcerda wrote:LOL, we are sick puppies

...and twisted little girls

cordwood wrote:

jkcerda wrote:LOL, we are sick puppies

...and twisted little girls

ummmmm, kind of like asking htat if you buy girl scout cookies if you get a girl scout

................and some of you wonder why you are not allowed back on AT?

well, she saw as she was closing things out last night; she's pretty impressed w/ the crew I hang out with......

markalbob wrote:well, she saw as she was closing things out last night; she's pretty impressed w/ the crew I hang out with......

LMAO i was busy yesterday night so i didnt get to set this until this morning... LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I bet your wife was impressed...heck i wish i could establish your FREAKY ways mark..my wife might play along!!!

well, freaky is as freaky do es......

good morning girls

jkcerda wrote:good morning girls

morning! ...man what did we do to Jacks thread yesterday

He's a gonna be angry...

cordwood wrote:

jkcerda wrote:good morning girls

morning! ...man what did we do to Jacks thread yesterday

He's a gonna be angry...

there was a topic to the thread?

cordwood wrote:

jkcerda wrote:good morning girls

morning! ...man what did we do to Jacks thread yesterday

He's a gonna be angry...

Ya know, the usual.

archer1983 wrote:

cordwood wrote:

jkcerda wrote:good morning girls

morning! ...man what did we do to Jacks thread yesterday

He's a gonna be angry...

Ya know, the usual.

Actually, this is pretty much what I expected from this crew. You guys never fail to amaze me. This is why I like hanging out with this group, where else could I get such valuable information on plasma and sperm donation as well as some extremely biased and unreliable archery and hunting related information???